criaturaconfortavel:

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were–ralph:

The ultimate sexy poll showdown you can only choose one to fuck

Vampires

Werewolves

See Results

RB for the largest sample size this site has ever seen. it’s time to put an end to this.

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sourloverboi:

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stobinesque:

It’s vitally important that you cultivate a group of people who will enable your filthiest thoughts, actually

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littlegermanboy:

littlegermanboy:

guys i just got the best anon ever idk if i can post this i want to keep it framed in my inbox forever.

i can’t choose a favorite part of this it’s all so good.

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memewhore:

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teaboot:

fattylime:

a study i did because i realized idk how to draw environments at all LMAO

STOP SCROLLING THIS IS A PAINTING

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jame7t:

yoooo what if tumblr was a paramilitary mercenary group!! we could have squads for all the differb fando

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thesituation:

thesituation:

it’s so funny tht on here i’m like, mostly a normie while irl i’m consistently the weirdest person in the room at almost any given time. i’m like between two worlds., too normal for online but too weird for real life… i’m like junkrat from riverdale i don’t fit in

jughead

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souldagger:

im reading a nonfiction book about artificial intelligence (the real not scifi kind) that talks abt an AI trying to learn to tell knock knock jokes and i’m. obsessed with it. it goes from this

to this

to this

until Finally it comes up with a comprehensible, fully original, genuine knock knock joke. and it’s this

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conzoop:

sacred-portal:

broæthër no….

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tamamoland:

reuniclusjelly:

HOLY SHIT STOP COMPARING EVERYTHING TO MADOKA MAGICA

the futile frustration of this post reminds me a lot of homura’s struggle to save madoka

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The trolley is about to run over all sentient life in the galaxy. You cannot switch the tracks, but you can still save everyone’s lives by pulling one of three levers, all of which involve sacrificing yourself. The red lever will destroy all trolleys, but will also kill you as well as all public transportation across the galaxy. The blue lever will merge your own consciousness with all trolleys, allowing you to control them and stop the trolley from running everyone over. The green lever will use your body as a catalyst to synthesize organic life and public transportation together - organic life will no longer be stuck in the cycle of creating public transportation that rebels against its creators, and both forms of life will finally be free.

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anticensorshipsideblog:

craycraybluejay:

anticensorshipsideblog:

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girl what 😭

how old must we be before we are allowed to think about sex, i can never remember, they keep moving the goal posts.

We’re never allowed to think ab sex sorry. Teen years are hormonal but being horny before 18 is a sin. When you’re horny and 18-25 its cringe. When you’re horny 25-35 “you should get a partner and stop being openly horny.” When you’re horny 35-45 that’s weird because you’re “kinda old.” When you’re horny 45-55 you’re a creep. And when you’re horny 55+ you’re an old person who can’t and shouldn’t be horny. This is how they think. Sex bad, basically. Thinking about sex is bad. Wanting sex is bad. Anything even mildly related to sex or sexuality is bad.

about sums it up

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pucikat-deactivated20200924:

my-notes-app-deactivated2020061:

pucikat-deactivated20200924:

my-notes-app-deactivated2020061:

pucikat-deactivated20200924:

i had a really fucked up dream omg

p&f related?

sorry but phineas and ferb were not in it.

buford?

no characters from phineas and ferb were there.

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